Tuesday, March 3, 2015

21 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not 21

21) Going to a bar you go to quite frequently and greet with a smile, hugs, free soda, free fries & other things.
20) Knowing that buying alcohol and just talking with your friends over a beer is more fun than going out, getting wasted and dancing with strangers.
19) Knowing whichs bars and clubs to go to and when to go to them.
18) Knowing when and where to park the car when you go out.
17) Understanding the value of a good dry white.
16) Knowing how to tip your bartender well enough to love you, respect you and always take your order before other people.
15) Knowing your limits.
14) Pointing out the people who just turned 21.
13) Ordering mules, proseco, wines that match your dish and other drinks that only 21-year-olds take for granted.
12) Knowing what you want to order before you are asked.
11) Never being over or underdressed or simply just not caring.
10) Being able to stay sober as a DD.
9) Being able to stay sober even when you aren't the DD.
8) Never worrying about where to go because all your friends are all 21 and over.
7) It's very rare that you have a huge hangover.
6) It's very rare that you look like a complete mess when you go out and fearing the possibility of it ending up on social media. Mostly reserved for big celebrations such as weddings and birthdays.
5) Being ok with the fact that you left the club before 12am.
4) Having your friends be ok with the fact that you left the club before 12am.
3) Knowing when and where you should go for Happy Hour.
2) Knowing where to stay in Vegas and how to upgrade your room or already having a free upgrade from frequent player points (Those $5 poker tables are a trap).
1) Pointing out fond memories wherever you decide to go out.

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